DISSECTING TODAY’S HEADLINES

Headline: 3 Kings of Customs dethroned.

So, Ruffy Biazon is just a pawn?

 

Headline: Sharon Cuneta’s mega-defense: Prove it, I’ll give P10M, leave Kiko

Oy, confident! Palibhasa kaalyado ng Malacanang!

 

Headline: Safety of pork scam witnesses worries De Lima.

Oh, De Lima is in dilemma? Sabagay baka nga naman botcha ‘yung pork!

 

Headline: Drilon confirms P50M pork barrel.

Wow, ang mga baboy lalong bumababoy! At ang Senado ay ginagawang babuyan!

 

Headline: London police use super recognizers to fight crime

Ay, talo sila sa Pilipinas! Isang tingin mo lang sa mga pulitiko, alam mo na agad kung sino ang kriminal.

 

Headline: Jinggoy admits to building multi-million peso house

Buti naman umamin, akala ko kailangan pa uli ng privileged speech eh!

 

Headline: Jinggoy: P50M for each convict-Corona vote

Promise, hindi yun bribe, incentive yun! Talaga lang ha, isang boto P50 million agad?

 

 

Headline: Poe sponsors FOI bill: Don’t wait for another Napoles scam        

Mawalang-galang na, Po(e), 2010 pa lang naipangako na yan ng Pangulo. Me chance ba talaga?